A sample from my latest book To Make Matters Worse.

“Would you believe that wasn’t the last time Mr. Richardson called the house? He seemed to call and rat me out over everything. One time I took a Land O’Lakes Butter box, you know the one with the Native American broad on three of the sides, and I cut out just her knees. I took an exacto knife and carefully cut the butter in her hands pictured on another side into a tab and taped the knees behind it. The humor behind it was to flip up the tab and you could see her what looked like her titties. The knees were shaped like big jugs and it was a hit in school. That was until Mr. Richardson caught me showing it off and called my mom again…….”

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