“Would you believe that wasn’t the last time Mr. Richardson called the house? He seemed to call and rat me out over everything. One time I took a Land O’Lakes Butter box, you know the one with the Native American broad on three of the sides, and I cut out just her knees. I took an exacto knife and carefully cut the butter in her hands pictured on another side into a tab and taped the knees behind it. The humor behind it was to flip up the tab and you could see her what looked like her titties. The knees were shaped like big jugs and it was a hit in school. That was until Mr. Richardson caught me showing it off and called my mom again…….”
Related
It Blows My Mind Book II: The Gospel According to Carmine
That's right! Mick Lambrou and I have completed the follow up to It Blows My Mind and it drops on…
Continue ReadingI am coming to NYC April 5th!
I will be making my way back east for a one time NYC event at Generation Records in support of…
Continue ReadingI’ll be at The Punk Rock Museum in Las Vegas this Sunday Jan 14th!
I am so excited to be at The Punk Rock Museum this Sunday January 14th to promote the 10th Anniversary…
Continue ReadingListen to Danny on an extremely funny episode of the King Rock Podcast
I got to chat with Billy who is the host of King Rock Podcast and the talk is really funny.…
Continue Reading